Foodie With Flair For Drama Gifts

'What the hell's wrong now?'

'I don't want a free coffee, I want that chef out of the country!'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"My bouche was not amused."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"You make me want to be a better person than you."

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

"Places, everybody!"

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

We need more men --- Call up the preserves!

Amy hatten men who were naan committal.

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"...You're featured as a full-page spread."

"Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art my pizza, Romeo?"

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

"I've notices a HUGE improvement in my endurance. Last night I made four trips to the buffet table and I wasn't even winded."

Those who indulge are about to bulge.

Corporate Boardroom. This catering job will look great on my resume. I'll say I "was called into the board meeting and brought a lot to the table"!

The attorney's Blue-Plate special: Red Snapper, embroiled in a hot legal dispute.

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."