Foodie With A Comedic Twist Gifts

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Main Types of Cheese

'The Burrito King.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Banana Split Personality

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Jewish Geometry

Diner

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Baloneystini