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'What the hell's wrong now?'

'I don't want a free coffee, I want that chef out of the country!'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"My bouche was not amused."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"You make me want to be a better person than you."

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

"Places, everybody!"

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

Amy hatten men who were naan committal.

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"...You're featured as a full-page spread."

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

Those who indulge are about to bulge.

"I've notices a HUGE improvement in my endurance. Last night I made four trips to the buffet table and I wasn't even winded."

The attorney's Blue-Plate special: Red Snapper, embroiled in a hot legal dispute.

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

'It would be nice to eat somewhere that doesn't have a grumpy chef.'

The not-so-elusive Bologna animal