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Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

"Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art my pizza, Romeo?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"My bouche was not amused."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"You make me want to be a better person than you."

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

"Places, everybody!"

'I don't want a free coffee, I want that chef out of the country!'

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

We need more men --- Call up the preserves!

Amy hatten men who were naan committal.

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"...You're featured as a full-page spread."

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

"I've notices a HUGE improvement in my endurance. Last night I made four trips to the buffet table and I wasn't even winded."

Corporate Boardroom. This catering job will look great on my resume. I'll say I "was called into the board meeting and brought a lot to the table"!

Those who indulge are about to bulge.

The attorney's Blue-Plate special: Red Snapper, embroiled in a hot legal dispute.

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

'I hope that wasn't a slurp I just heard!'

'What the hell's wrong now?'