Foodie With A Flair For Drama Prints

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"My bouche was not amused."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"You make me want to be a better person than you."

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

'I don't want a free coffee, I want that chef out of the country!'

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

"Places, everybody!"

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

Amy hatten men who were naan committal.

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"...You're featured as a full-page spread."

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

"I've notices a HUGE improvement in my endurance. Last night I made four trips to the buffet table and I wasn't even winded."

The attorney's Blue-Plate special: Red Snapper, embroiled in a hot legal dispute.

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

Those who indulge are about to bulge.

'What the hell's wrong now?'

'It would be nice to eat somewhere that doesn't have a grumpy chef.'

'I hope that wasn't a slurp I just heard!'

The not-so-elusive Bologna animal

"For your last meal, don't order Chinese. You'll be hungry again in an hour."

"Nope, nothing political about the fish - that's just it's name."