Foodie With A Flair For The Extravagant Gifts

Executive Tacos

Domestic Goddess.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"...And would sir care to kill the rabbit himself?"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

'Therapy?'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Cooking With Pollock.

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'