Foodie Tweeter Gifts

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

''Catch of the day' is anyone who tries to leave without paying.'

"What's trending?"

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"How was the food sir?"

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

'Now you can surf and turf.'

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

Have you noticed how chefs have replaced hairdressers in the social pages?

'It happens every time I eat bacon - I immediately develop this large rasher on my chest, doc.'

"No, it was bad for you last week. This week it's a super food."

'I can see... two all beef paddies, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I hope it's a taste test. There are no right or wrong answers on a taste test.'

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."