Foodie Baller Pillows

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

Can I give you a slice of the action?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Better Not Squash.

Pope tarts.

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Sriracha"

Bake off: Flan B

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'OK, sir, sorry that meat was too rare for you. It should be fine now.'

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

Guy Fieri

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"