Foodie Baller Gifts

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Better Not Squash.

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Bake off: Flan B

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Sriracha"

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Guy Fieri