Foodie Funster Gifts

'What's the one little word you've forgotten?'

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Boy that was a great picnic! I ate too much though and I'm bound to have four stomachaches...'

Dog hangs outside of a cooking school with a sign, 'Will Eat Your Homework.'

'Can't we have onions instead? I'm sick of leeks.'

"And what are you planning to pair with this wine?"

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'We're going green? - You mean like BROCCOLI and stuff?'

In a salad dressing room

"What did the tortilla say after doing a magic trick?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

National Dish.

Whack-a-Dog

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I've asked Gracie to bring a traditional Latino dish to share with the class!"

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"I understand you're translating for Maria."

Awful appearance of a 'wopps' at a picnic.

"It says the box contains all the ingredients needed for a delicious chicken dinner."

'When you're ready to order, hit send.'

"I hope the people who hacked Sony don't get a hold of my recipe for Tuna Ole."

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

'Brie ok, Sir?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Thinning the Herd through Reading and Comprehension: 'All-they-can-eat Fish Feast!'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'Tonight's defibrillator complements of the paramedics at the bar.'

'If that is a toenail Monsieur, I can assure you that it is a French toenail.'

'I know the sign says 'All You Can Eat' but it's only from your plate.'

Night of the Latkes

'Okay, let's shake on it.'

Better Not Squash.