Foodie Funster Gifts

'What's the one little word you've forgotten?'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Boy that was a great picnic! I ate too much though and I'm bound to have four stomachaches...'

'We're going green? - You mean like BROCCOLI and stuff?'

'Can't we have onions instead? I'm sick of leeks.'

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

Dog hangs outside of a cooking school with a sign, 'Will Eat Your Homework.'

"And what are you planning to pair with this wine?"

Whack-a-Dog

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

Awful appearance of a 'wopps' at a picnic.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

National Dish.

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I've asked Gracie to bring a traditional Latino dish to share with the class!"

Thinning the Herd through Reading and Comprehension: 'All-they-can-eat Fish Feast!'

'Tonight's defibrillator complements of the paramedics at the bar.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Brie ok, Sir?'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'If that is a toenail Monsieur, I can assure you that it is a French toenail.'

'When you're ready to order, hit send.'

'I know the sign says 'All You Can Eat' but it's only from your plate.'

"I understand you're translating for Maria."

"What did the tortilla say after doing a magic trick?"

Night of the Latkes

"It says the box contains all the ingredients needed for a delicious chicken dinner."

"Corned beef and cabbage"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Sriracha"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"