Food Truth Seeker Gifts

Horse meat scandal.

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spaghetti Road

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

GM Crops Genie.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Pizza Rescue.

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'