Food Truth Seeker Gifts

Horse meat scandal.

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Spaghetti Road

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

GM Crops Genie.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

Pizza Rescue.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health