Food Snob Aficionado Pillows

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Regular service or affected?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Thermidor Dali

"....and hold the garlic."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."