Food Processing Punter Pillows

CORN.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

A Semicolon.

"Hallelujah!"

"It's made with real angel hair."

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

Boating Reflection

"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."

Saloon Selectives

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"Processed food was his undoing. He was eating a salad sandwich in the warehouse, when a pallet of pork pies fell on him!"

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

Pork Sausage.

'You and your cheap flights!!'

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

"I just had a horrible dream - I was wallowing in apple sauce."

'Yes it's a long and illustrious family tree Mr Yousif, but what I really need from you is a passport.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away."

"I brought my wife a mink for her birthday, but she refuses to clean out its cage."

Use the word "pail" around the chickens. The word "bucket" scares them.

F&E Produce. "Eggplant"? I'll never understand biology.

The God's football

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

The many moods of produce

"I think we need to spend some time apart."