Food Personality Explorer Pillows

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Before/After

See you at the farmers market!

Your lobster was off!

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Is this still America?'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Tzatzikicicle

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"