Foodie Experimenter Pillows

'At 'Chez Henri', Madam, we never explain and we never apologize.'

New Ways to Combat Obesity.

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

6 Brothers Falafel

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Cookbooks

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You owe me five bucks."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"