Food Laws Pillows

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

'I sent out for everything.'

Trial by Media

Lynching on social media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Good boy."

The Anti-Agent

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'