Food Laws T-Shirts

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

'I sent out for everything.'

Trial by Media

The Anti-Agent

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Lynching on social media

"Good boy."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."