Food Policy Pillows

World Hunger Conference.

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Bureaucracy sits on US food production while ignoring world hunger.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Roe v. Wade

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Think Tank

'The recession is over, again.'

Economy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

Keep the econoimy moving

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

survival of the fittest

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."