Food Policy Pillows

World Hunger Conference.

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Bureaucracy sits on US food production while ignoring world hunger.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Economy

Roe v. Wade

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'The recession is over, again.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Sybil Obama

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Keep the econoimy moving

Pre-Old Blues

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

survival of the fittest

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'