Food Guidelines Gifts

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Kitchen Kapers

Honest Vending

HELLth Food Sprouts

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

World Hunger Conference.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"I'm going in."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"The penicillin looks good."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"I think the milk's off!"

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Our Troubled Chowders

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.