Health Guidelines Gifts

"Jane, how could you! He's not even in our social bubble!"

Tandem face mask

The new normal

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'The health dept. takes a great leap forward.'

"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"

No Smoking.

Pick Your Own

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Covid Games

Falls at work.

Public Safety Notice: Hold the Handrail/Public Hygiene Notice: Do Not Hold The Handrail

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

'Looks like your insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'

'Popular in New York, it's called the Bloomberg -- less than 16 ounces, and a lot of fat -- in the head.'

'Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the menu?'

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

Coronavirus Flag of the OMS

45% of GPs Ignore Nice Hypertension Guide.

'Health benefit? Didn't you get a personal first aid kit when you started working here?'

"I've had this eerie feeling I'm being followed!"

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

Covid Measures

Covid preys those who don't follow the regulations...

Passive Aggressive

Wise Monkeys and Covid 19

"Seriously?! You're robbing a bank, and you're still not wearing a mask?!!!"

"Ironically, I ended up here because I wouldn't wear one!"

Danger Wet Surface

I killed my Dad

"At least the virus didn't get him."

GPs told to remove toys from waiting room.