Health Guidelines T-Shirts

"Jane, how could you! He's not even in our social bubble!"

"God bless you. Now, put on your bloody mask!"

Tandem face mask

The new normal

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'The health dept. takes a great leap forward.'

"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"

No Smoking.

Covid Games

Pick Your Own

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Falls at work.

Public Safety Notice: Hold the Handrail/Public Hygiene Notice: Do Not Hold The Handrail

'Looks like your insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

'Popular in New York, it's called the Bloomberg -- less than 16 ounces, and a lot of fat -- in the head.'

Coronavirus Flag of the OMS

'Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the menu?'

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

45% of GPs Ignore Nice Hypertension Guide.

'Health benefit? Didn't you get a personal first aid kit when you started working here?'

"I've had this eerie feeling I'm being followed!"

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

Covid preys those who don't follow the regulations...

Passive Aggressive

Wise Monkeys and Covid 19

Covid Measures

Danger Wet Surface

"Seriously?! You're robbing a bank, and you're still not wearing a mask?!!!"

"Ironically, I ended up here because I wouldn't wear one!"

I killed my Dad

"At least the virus didn't get him."