Health Guideline Follower T-Shirts

"He's following the CDC guidelines and sheltering in place."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Angel with speed camera.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.

"Dad, I want you to know that I am as clean as the league by-laws require."