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"The government said we don't have to be vaccinated."

2022

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Coronavirus Debate

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

World Health Organization

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Consortia set to take over

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Big Pharm Marketing Bargain: Buy One Get One Free (For All Pills Over $1000).

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

Flu Vaccine Delayed By 'Problems with Packaging'.

'The NHS is less of a 'cradle to grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered stopping off at a couple of cashpoints on the way'!'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.