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'If I had a million buck for every time I heard you say that, I could almost afford health insurance.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

Worthless B*****ds

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Coronavirus Debate

Uncle Sam and health care.

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Famous Pieces of Paper

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Republican Healthcare

World Health Organization

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"