Healthcare Policy Watcher Pillows

'If I had a million buck for every time I heard you say that, I could almost afford health insurance.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Worthless B*****ds

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

Coronavirus Debate

Uncle Sam and health care.

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Republican Healthcare

World Health Organization

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Famous Pieces of Paper

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"Your insurance company decided the heart surgery isn't necessary, but they said they'd approve breast augmentation."

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

The Evolution of Trumpcare

The United States of Entropy