Health Policy Watcher Pillows

'The NHS wants me to take an X-ray of your inclusion and diversity issues.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Coronavirus Debate

The End of Trump?

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Worthless B*****ds

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

World Health Organization

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

Consortia set to take over

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Famous Pieces of Paper

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'