Health Policy Followers Pillows

And now it's time to play. . . The Blame Game

I see the Covid moon a-rising

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Consortia set to take over

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

The Evolution of Trumpcare

The United States of Entropy

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Big Pharm Marketing Bargain: Buy One Get One Free (For All Pills Over $1000).

'I'm sorry, but only FOX NEWS is permitted. The hospital doesn't want you upset over stories on universal healthcare.'

'The NHS is less of a 'cradle to grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered stopping off at a couple of cashpoints on the way'!'

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

Medical Group: Specializing In Treating The Insured.

Plan B

"Is there a doctor in the house to treat someone without health insurance?"

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

"It's part of our company's new health plan. You don't ever have to leave your desk for the virtual colonoscopy..."

Steve Scalise Holding Elon Musk Chainsaw

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

"The business consultant has ordered a 20% cut in compassion to save money so I'm afraid you'll have to talk to yourself from now on!"

'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'

2022

"The NHS is not in the business of curing people, doctor. We're in the business of keeping the tax payer alive."