Healthcare Policy Changer T-Shirts

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Doctors Discussion

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Coronavirus Debate

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Annexe 8

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Consortia set to take over

World Health Organization

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

NHS Suicide Counselling

McNHS

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

When Democrats Win, Democrats Win