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'Which is worse - no pre-existing condition coverage. . . or no health insurance?'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Flu vaccine.

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Health Care Crisis table.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Coronavirus Debate

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

Profits for Big Pharma

Consortia set to take over

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

World Health Organization

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

"There are some things medical science cannot explain...like where the hell our health care system is heading."

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'