Health Guideline Follower Gifts

"He's following the CDC guidelines and sheltering in place."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Angel with speed camera.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

"Dad, I want you to know that I am as clean as the league by-laws require."