Food Guidelines Mugs

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Kitchen Kapers

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

World Hunger Conference.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"I'm going in."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"The penicillin looks good."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Horse meat scandal.

Our Troubled Chowders

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"I think the milk's off!"