"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"
Guidelines Mugs
Start the day with a mug that celebrates the beauty of guidelines—funny, witty, and perfect for those who like their coffee with a side of structured humor.
'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'
Flyfishing for dummies.
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'
"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"
Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.
"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."
One way only.
'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'
"All the celebrities come here."
A push in the right direction: 50c.
'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'
"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."
Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'
'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'
"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
"I'm referring you to a specialist."
"You are Here" sign on mountain.
'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'
I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.
"Booby Traps!"
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
"I'll be happy to give you innovative thinking. What are the guidelines?"
'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'
No petting in the pool!
'Just think of me as your life coach.'
"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."
'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'
"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"
On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.
"Everest summit 1 km merge left"
Guidelines Mugs Collection
Guidelines Pillows
Relax in style with pillows featuring fun takes on guidelines—comfort meets cleverness in your favorite spaces.
Guidelines Prints
Decorate with prints that make a fun statement about guidelines—perfect for adding personality to your home or office.
Guidelines T-Shirts
Find playful and insightful t-shirts inspired by the idea of guidelines—great for casual wear with a witty twist.