Food Guerilla Gifts

"It started out as a food fight, but then it got totally out of hand.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

"Lager!"

It's fun being bad with dad.

'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

Chef's duel.

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

'Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therin.'

"Well, well, well—look who brought a taco to a burrito fight."

Vegetable scarecrow blocks obese man from the refrigerator.