Food Guerilla Gifts

"It started out as a food fight, but then it got totally out of hand.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

"I dread these W.I. meetings

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

"Lager!"

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

It's fun being bad with dad.

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

Chef's duel.

Don�t waste your peas! Ok! Snort! Ow! What are you doing? Not wasting my peas.

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

'Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therin.'

Frank's Diet Progress.

"Well, well, well—look who brought a taco to a burrito fight."