Food Fussy Fashionista Gifts

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

Salad Hat

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

Pizza Shard

Fried Egg

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

Pork Pie Hat

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."