Food Fussy Fashionista Pillows

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"More?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Spanx Tells Me No

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

Salad Hat

Fried Egg

Pizza Shard

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

Pork Pie Hat

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"