Food For Thought Gifts

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

World Hunger Conference.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

New Year 2020

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Maternity Hospital

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"I'm an optimist. I'm convinced that everything is going to go to hell, but not for a while yet."

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

'Mmmm...Gordita.'