Food For Thought Enthusiasts Gifts

"How come they don't have mad-cauliflower disease?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Human Brain

World Hunger Conference.

"Caption contest"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

X-RAY

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

Menu - health issues - moral issues - economic issues.

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Then again, we are what we eat."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Coffee Pump

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.

Guess who's coming to dinner?

'Binge thinker'

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Not many swords in tonight..."

GM food

'Is it just me or are these dog food flavors the same as the entrees at the restaurant we ate at last night.'

"Shhh, he's probably contemplating the meaning of life and the mysteries of the universe."

Dying To Be Thin