Food For Thought Thinker Gifts

What'll happen if I bite the hand that feeds me...

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

World Hunger Conference.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Menu - health issues - moral issues - economic issues.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"Then again, we are what we eat."

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Muse/Museli

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

Coffee Pump

Guess who's coming to dinner?

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

'He likes us to leave the door open a bit so he knows there's people around.'

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

Drinkers.

"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'