Food For Thought Fanatic Gifts

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Carpe pizza"

World Hunger Conference.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Now that's art!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

All You Can Eat

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Waiting staff

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'To eat or not to eat?'

"Waiter!"

Evolution or Entree

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

A waiter warning the cook about certain customers

Capturing a Cook

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'Decisions, decisions!'

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."