Food For Thought Fanatic Gifts

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Carpe pizza"

World Hunger Conference.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Now that's art!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

All You Can Eat

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"Waiter!"

'To eat or not to eat?'

Waiting staff

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Evolution or Entree

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

Capturing a Cook

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'I went home the other day and smelt a delicious meal cooking in the kitchen... then I realized I'd gone to the wrong house!'

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'