Food For Thought Lover Gifts

World Hunger Conference.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Human Brain

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"Carpe pizza"

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'To eat or not to eat?'

What came first, the chicken or the egg

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."