Food For Thought Lover Pillows

World Hunger Conference.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Carpe pizza"

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Human Brain

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'To eat or not to eat?'

Chicago School of Home Economics

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."