Fish For Thought Gifts

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

World Hunger Conference.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Menu - health issues - moral issues - economic issues.

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Then again, we are what we eat."

Coffee Pump

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

Guess who's coming to dinner?

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

Buddha Fishing