Fish For Thought Prints

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

World Hunger Conference.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

Fish-losophy

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Menu - health issues - moral issues - economic issues.

"Then again, we are what we eat."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Coffee Pump

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

Guess who's coming to dinner?

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

Buddha Fishing

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'