Food Finesse Fanatic Gifts

"Excuse me, can we change our order from quality to quantity?"

Counting ribs

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Regular service or affected?"

"Your meal sounded nice."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"