Food Ethics Advocate Gifts

Moral outrage of the British public

"Please sir, is this gruel Fairtrade?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Is it free-range?"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'Rob is a vegan.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'