Food Chain Masters T-Shirts

'Sorry, man. It's just hard to be friends with someone lower on the food chain.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat and mouse

Vegetarian Birds

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Skunk! How is it?"

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."