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'Sorry, Moses... I forget you don't like your meat touching your potatoes.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Angry boss

Tupperware Wolf

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

"And how would you like your steak?" "Cremated."

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"I'm warning you - peas and carrots are gateway vegetables."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

'I am not lactose intolerant! Some of my best friends are dairy-based products.'

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"!

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?