Food Arrangement T-Shirts

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

Tartine

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Rose Garden

Labor Day Flowers

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Eco Princess

The Garden

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"I've seen a tulip before."

Roses

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Weeds

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Thanks for feeding the plants.

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"You want to say WHAT?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Robotic Flower Arranging