Food Arrangement Mugs

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

Tartine

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Rose Garden

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Labor Day Flowers

Eco Princess

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

The Garden

'How is the water prepared?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"I've seen a tulip before."

Roses

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Weeds

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"You want to say WHAT?"

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

Robotic Flower Arranging