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Angry boss

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Can do...No can do

Gay Times...

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Office Ergonomics.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

'Wow, my own desk!'

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Doggie Door Inbox

"In"

'This better be important.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

In, out, back.

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

To be or not to be in-trays.

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

In-Basket: 'Value Deficient'... Out-Basket: 'Value Added'

"Ed, your lack of procrastination is causing some morale problems with the rest of the staff."

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

'Things are looking up...Jenkins finally got the corner office he's been pushing for...'